Another excellent example of hazards in the workplace: multi-billionaire, professional golfer Tiger Woods who, while on the pro tour, it appears, managed to suffer multiple episodes of zipper failure with women he wasn't married to. incomplete sentence, improper grammar, I know. You fix it, then let me know how you did it.
It seems young Mr. Woods, of the foul mouth and temperament, believes marriage vows don't apply to him. Don't get me wrong; I'm not so naive to believe adultery occurs in a vacuum. It takes two to tango; he is blessed, as all of us are, with the ability to JUST SAT NO and walk away, virtue intact.
Of course, if these women are to be believed, some of this alternative activity had to have occurred while he was on an extended medical leave of absence while recovering from knee reconstruction surgery. Oops, I forget, different body part just north of the knee doesn't care if the leg must be elevated and iced.
Keep on asking for privacy, Tiger.
Let Elin know I'd be glad to hand her the next club should she ever feels the need.